Hello my pervy public! I’m SAM, and I’m here to assist you in letting your inner freak out. Don’t lie - you know you have that side, even if you’ve convinced yourself that you don’t. Look deep down (in your pants) and you’ll find that flag you wanna wave. If you think it’s too taboo, it probably is...that’s why you’re here! Don’t be ashamed, embarrassed or uncomfortable. We are sexual beings with wants and needs. Besides, let's be honest, we could all use a good laugh.